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Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
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Dentist
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Elephant jokes 05
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This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
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