Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...