Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
This wife is too jealous
|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...