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Some very common traits in two drunks
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Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....