Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...