Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...