What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...