Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...