Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen