Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
New Women’s Study
There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...