Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is – During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot. – His...