A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...