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“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
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Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
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Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
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