How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...