Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...