Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....