Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
The Bachelor Diet
The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
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DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...