The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...