Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...