Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Managed Friendship Plan
Managed Friendship PlanWelcome to Managed Friendship, a whole new way of thinking about friends...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Change In Fashion
This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co-...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...