My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!