When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...