A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...