Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”