Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...