Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...