Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...