Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...