Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...