Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...