Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...