Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
A degree at Life University
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...