My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Lots of words
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring,...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!