An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...