Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...