How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...