What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...