Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...