In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...