Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Women seeking men
|”WOMEN SEEKING MEN” Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...