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|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...