Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...