Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...