Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...