Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...