Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Free drinks for everyone
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Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...