Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Who exactly are we kidding?
But let’s get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ?...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...