Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.