Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...