Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...